Indianapolis 500

It's race day here in Hoosier state. Know what that means for me, who lives 30 minutes from the Indianapolis Motor Speedway?



Plenty of drunken, sweaty race faces drinkin' beer and sweatin' while watching one of these drivers.....

race to the finish line to drink the traditional glass of milk and wear the traditional wreath and win the 'Greatest Spectacle in Racing' and earn the Borg-Warner Trophy.

Where will I be?

Sitting in a pool.

Good luck drivers.