New Year's Resoultions

Every year at this time, I try to come up with my New Year's Resolution. It's usually pretty typical...lose 10-15 pounds (and keep it off)....work out more....eat less sweets....eat more healthy.....blah...blah...blah... Well, as I am trying to figure out what my NYR should be, I thought that I would lend a hand to some celebrities to help them decide what their New Year's Resolutions should be.

Britney Spears....keep the underwear on and your legs closed....stop focusing on yourself and put your two little boys at the very top of your priority list. I'll bet you find your life so much more enjoyable if you do!

Victoria Beckham....EAT...something....anything....just EAT!

Jon Gosselin....ugh...enough already! Take out the earrings, stop smoking, stop being a douche bag...tuck your tail in between your legs and go begging back to your ex-wife...clearly, you can't do any better than her nor can you survive on your own!

Tiger Woods....let your "game" play on the golf course, not in strip clubs, bars, and random hotel rooms....aka...keep it in your pants!

Maybe...just maybe....you'll get your family....and your privacy...back.

Nadya Suleman....aka...Octomom.....STOP REPRODUCING! If you don't have your own reality TV show by now, it's not going to happen!

Stephanie Meyer...aka....author of the Twilight Saga series...don't stop writing!!!! I don't care how rich you are...do it for charity...do it to promote literacy...just DO IT!

Oh, for any of you who have read the excerpt from her new book she is working on...."Midnight Sun"...that is basically "Twilight" for Edward's perspective...and yes, I've read it about 100 times!...here is a mock up for the book cover....your welcome!

Perhaps, my New Year's Resolution should be to be more helpful to others......hmmm...