Britney Spears....keep the underwear on and your legs closed....stop focusing on yourself and put your two little boys at the very top of your priority list. I'll bet you find your life so much more enjoyable if you do!
Victoria Beckham....EAT...something....anything....just EAT!
Jon Gosselin....ugh...enough already! Take out the earrings, stop smoking, stop being a douche bag...tuck your tail in between your legs and go begging back to your ex-wife...clearly, you can't do any better than her nor can you survive on your own!
Tiger Woods....let your "game" play on the golf course, not in strip clubs, bars, and random hotel rooms....aka...keep it in your pants!
Maybe...just maybe....you'll get your family....and your privacy...back.
Nadya Suleman....aka...Octomom.....STOP REPRODUCING! If you don't have your own reality TV show by now, it's not going to happen!
Stephanie Meyer...aka....author of the Twilight Saga series...don't stop writing!!!! I don't care how rich you are...do it for charity...do it to promote literacy...just DO IT!
Nadya Suleman....aka...Octomom.....STOP REPRODUCING! If you don't have your own reality TV show by now, it's not going to happen!
Stephanie Meyer...aka....author of the Twilight Saga series...don't stop writing!!!! I don't care how rich you are...do it for charity...do it to promote literacy...just DO IT!
You are so wise. You should be a life coach. :)
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